resist the urge

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

Revision Drunk

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'

When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!

by Lampshade28 October 23, 2011

Resistance is key!

Keep your resistance level at 100%. If at any time you sing or dance along with any movies, your level drops. DON'T LET IT GET TO 0%!

KNDG1: What are you watching?
Katrina: Disney "try not to sing" challenge. Why?
KNDG1: RESISTANCE IS KEY!!!

by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! September 26, 2019

duPont REGISTRY

A magazine where the world's wealthiest, richest, luckiest, people go to shop. Buyers look can look at Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bentley, Yacht, and million dollar houses. Dreamers act like they can buy from it.

LeBron James bought his Bentley from the duPont REGISTRY.

by RickRichBichJames April 13, 2010

Resistance 2

A sci-fi game created by Insomniac Games to capture the audience and promote the fact that games can be perfect- and they have done it.
Resistance 2 is the sequel to Resistance: Fall of Man. both are Sony Playstation 3 exclusives.
Since R:FOM was already perfect, and then Resistance 2 was better, the laws currently applied to the universe are being shattered.
you want your mind blown, play Resistance

Up to 60 players can play in one game, with crap connections, and experiance no lag at all.

This game has massive levels with gratuitous amounts of activity going on at once, with minimal loading times and no lag at all.

Hey Lets go play Resistance 2 !

by Liefx (thats also my PSN name, January 29, 2009

la resistance

The underground group formed by 3 of the 4 main characters (Kenny is already dead by this point) in the movie South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Un-cut to save Terrance and Phillip from their schedualed execution during the U.S.O. show.

"Though we may die, La Resistance lives on!"

by Dan84032 June 21, 2006

cock in the cash register

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.

Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."

by Pete Dick January 19, 2008