Returd

a regurgitated piece of shit- someone shit you out, ate you again and you were shit out again. Meaning that someone got rid of you, took you back and got rid of you again because they’re dumb and you haven’t changed for the better.

"Scott you're such a returd, I can't believe I took you back! I should have learned the first time."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Returd Baby

Term used to describe teammates or enemies in an online game, who are very unskilled.
(Returd Baby is a replacement word for Noob)

"my name is (insert name) and I'm a Returd Baby, Wanh!!"
or
"Bunch of returd babies, put them in a pot and cook them in a stew"(used to describe more than one person)

by spacemandito November 6, 2008

Returd

A combination of the word retard and turd normally used to describe someone that has the quality of a turd and a retard.

John is such a returd

by NotMystic December 4, 2018

Returded

Someone so stupid they would try shove their own shit up their ass.

After someone punches a brick wall very hard. "That's returded!"

by Kjam =) April 4, 2023

returdation

its most commonly used as a compliment, or another word for you look very smart man.

hi man
hi you returdation
thank you

by pronyhubber January 2, 2019

Returd

A turd that is almost out but then says "HELL NO BITCH" and then slips back up your ass crack

imma slip back up this ass crack cause im a returd

by Hotshot128 October 16, 2018