Returd

a regurgitated piece of shit- someone shit you out, ate you again and you were shit out again. Meaning that someone got rid of you, took you back and got rid of you again because they’re dumb and you haven’t changed for the better.

"Scott you're such a returd, I can't believe I took you back! I should have learned the first time."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Returd Baby

Term used to describe teammates or enemies in an online game, who are very unskilled.
(Returd Baby is a replacement word for Noob)

"my name is (insert name) and I'm a Returd Baby, Wanh!!"
or
"Bunch of returd babies, put them in a pot and cook them in a stew"(used to describe more than one person)

by spacemandito November 6, 2008

returd

To describe an INSANELY dumb individual without using the r-slur. Enhances the word with mention of poop.

No way, that kid just slapped his mother.
Wutta returd move
Ikr

by vectorperkins November 8, 2020

returdation

its most commonly used as a compliment, or another word for you look very smart man.

hi man
hi you returdation
thank you

by pronyhubber January 2, 2019

Returd

someone who is retarded that is being a little shit

John your such a fucking Returd

by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 19, 2020

returd

Someone who poops out a turd, eats it, then poops it out again, thinking that they have just done something monumental. Socially acceptable replacement for the "r" word.

Donald Trump suggested injecting bleach as a possible COVID-19 cure. What a returd.

by CryptoKnight October 2, 2024