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Returd

a regurgitated piece of shit- someone shit you out, ate you again and you were shit out again. Meaning that someone got rid of you, took you back and got rid of you again because they’re dumb and you haven’t changed for the better.
"Scott you're such a returd, I can't believe I took you back! I should have learned the first time."
by Beadybutt May 30, 2006
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Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.
While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.
by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019
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Returd Baby

Term used to describe teammates or enemies in an online game, who are very unskilled.
(Returd Baby is a replacement word for Noob)
"my name is (insert name) and I'm a Returd Baby, Wanh!!"
or
"Bunch of returd babies, put them in a pot and cook them in a stew"(used to describe more than one person)
by spacemandito November 6, 2008
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returdation

its most commonly used as a compliment, or another word for you look very smart man.
hi man
hi you returdation
thank you
by pronyhubber January 2, 2019
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Returd

A turd that is almost out but then says "HELL NO BITCH" and then slips back up your ass crack
imma slip back up this ass crack cause im a returd
by Hotshot128 October 16, 2018
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Returd

A combination of the word retard and turd normally used to describe someone that has the quality of a turd and a retard.
John is such a returd
by NotMystic December 4, 2018
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Returded

It's a mix of "very stupid" but in a more hilarious, weird, and/or spontaneous way. From the Latin word for "slow", and being an ass or turd in a sense, or can just mean as stupid as shit.
You are returded.
by Stane reeves November 21, 2025
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