a term used by kids at catholic high schools when others are being assholes. the main retreat is Kairos. Unlike public school kids.
Jim: Fuck everybody!
Jenn: What's wrong?
Jim: I'm stressed and pissed:
Ryan: (whispers) hey adam.
Adam:what?
Ryan: he need to go on a retreat.
Adam: Hell yes, especially Kairos
Jenn: What's wrong?
Jim: I'm stressed and pissed:
Ryan: (whispers) hey adam.
Adam:what?
Ryan: he need to go on a retreat.
Adam: Hell yes, especially Kairos
by all-knight-long-2012 December 31, 2011
Couples Retreat is a 2009 comedy film directed by Peter Billingsley and written by Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn and Dana Fox. Vaughn and Favreau star with Faizon Love, Jason Bateman, Kristin Davis, Kristen Bell, Malin Akerman and Jean Reno. The film is rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. It was released on October 9, 2009.
by alybaba October 15, 2009
Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.
Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.
by The Real Driller September 19, 2022
the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.
1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.
by rakkutime July 2, 2023
A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.
by Moral officer October 2, 2015
Similar to a receding hairline; this is one that recedes so quickly it seems to be more noticeable with every passing moment, and can be likened to a brigade running away in battle. Most common in men in their twenties or early thirties.
"What's with Joe's haircut? It seems to be styled the same but it looks way different for some reason."
"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."
"I wouldn't mention it to him. He's trying to hide his retreating hairline."
by USH333 May 22, 2009
a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon
Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!
Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...
Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...
by Fastax666 June 4, 2009