reCAPTCHA

An arrogant, repetitive captcha system made by Google that makes sure anonymous people on websites aren't robots.

Hey man, have you seen that new thing on sites called reCAPTCHA? It tires our asses off

by Vicky_G October 9, 2017

renap

When you are having a nap, and are awoken by a phone call, text message, etc.. and then you go back to sleep.

"Jim called and woke me up during my nap, but its ok, because I took a renap after we hung up"

by mamabear March 3, 2008

Relapist

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.

"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.

by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008

reaped 'dem up

To make fun of someone till that person can no longer think of a come back.

Tim: "Your a bitch."
Dave: "Well, Your girl told me your dick was small."
Tim:"..." ((Silent))

Gary: "oooh, He Reaped 'dem up"

by Talker-X May 31, 2010

Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022

Grim Reaper

The thing you should dress up as to your friend’s funeral while saying and eating nothing.

Friend: I’ll give you 50 dollars if you dress up as a grim reaper at my funeral
Me: already planning it dude.

by 😭sInGlEpRiNgLe😭 April 4, 2020

friend reaping

v.
the act of going through peoples list of friends on myspace and reaping all of their friends.

friend reap, friend reaped.

Person 1: Dude, that chick had like a billion friends, I totally friend reaped her.
Person 2: Awwww sick, dude. Friend reaping is the way to be!

by goldfish & co February 20, 2007