resume on a rope

a backstage pass

chicks will do me for my "resume on the rope."

by RanklyAbused March 3, 2004

resume holder

n. an individual who posts achievements on their vehicle in the form of bumper stickers. Not just one or two, but several stickers/decals commemorating one event just incase the alarming amount of colorful hallmarks goes unnoticed because the masses need to know what this exciting mortal is capable of and what they have achieved.

*Holy shit, did you know Gay Gary was a Marine?
-No way, not that resume holder!

by kool keith nfi September 26, 2007

Resume Roulette

The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.

Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.

by HtotheWebb September 9, 2023

add that to the resume

something you say when u do something that is the stuff of legend.normally used for something you are proud off.

guy 1: i cant believe you just ate that whole cake!!
guy 2: add that to the resume!!

by turcothedestroyer July 22, 2011

black resume

ha.

black resume, thats a good one.

by JerseyDevil13 October 18, 2008

black resume

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

by graymalkn April 23, 2007

fuck resume

Your own personal list of men or women that you have had sex with.

Carl: "Hey Dave, are you gonna hook up with Kathryn? She's smokin' hot, but also a raging bitch."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."

by sempre_giocoso December 14, 2013