Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.

Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?

by vorpalbla December 11, 2016

Gay Rectangle

When a gay man and gay woman get married only to have their own same sex relationship with two others that are also married. Crating a rectangle of gay-ness.

So let me get this straight...Your wife is dating your boyfriends wife? What kind of Gay Rectangle is this?

by Emerkid January 3, 2021

Rectangle

The consequence of aggressive anal sex

Mary and I went pretty hard at it last night. I gave her a proper rectangle

by BraveDog November 20, 2013

Reldangle

N. one who shows the charactoristics of a skeet bitch who smells like a week old quarter pound of ass.

Man im so tired of that reldangle, and somebody get the lysol it smells in here.

by Daryl Nelson April 26, 2004

Rectangle of Alcohol

A synonym for a Box of Wine.

After work I'm going home to drink a rectangle of alcohol and watch Netflix. Don't judge me.

by RCL37 May 22, 2014

Rectangle

Refers to the rectangle a person is shown in when in a Zoom meeting or similar platform.

"So you'll be in-person now"?
"Yeah, I'll be free from the rectangle"

by meesa_be_here May 18, 2021

Rectangle

Usually used by urban interface and web designers to refer to everything on the internet as rectangles. Paragraphs = rectangles, buttons = rectangles, images = rectangles, and so on. Also, the things that are not rectangles are also somewhat rectangles.

"Wow, your rectangles are really working out today".

"I sent you a design file yesterday, did you see the the rectangles I did?"

"How many rectangles did you draw today?"
In therapy, "Are the rectangles with us in the room right now?"

by painstation February 5, 2023