Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

Used to ask or imply someone is stupid or shortsighted

Jay, you thought you could beat Nich in Soul Caliber? Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

by Alberich69 August 23, 2022

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

reaction video

Literally the stupidest thing to grace the Internet. Some attention starved asshole gets the bright idea to record his/her ugly face watching a YouTube vid or, god forbid, a 20-40 minute episode of something and expects us to sit there and watch them make facial expressions or some shit. It's literally watching a video of someone watching a video! Their face takes up 80% of the screen and the thing they're watching is usually miniature and in the corner. It's a pathetic fad that needs to die very very quickly. Newsflash people: NO ONE CARES WHAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU MAKE OR WHAT STUPID SOUNDS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU WATCH SOMETHING!

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you seen this live reaction video of the new RWBY episode?
Guy 2: Uh, no, I'd rather watch the actual episode, not some guy's ugly face.

by lonelyrootbeer May 22, 2016

Halo Reach-around

Noun: When a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by Halo Reach.

Dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my K-D ratio with her Halo Reach-around last night

by Spartan Bomber October 25, 2010

Dark Matter Reactor

A reactor that runs on dark matter, usually started up via power laser ignition to expand dark matter in the center of the reactor superstructure. Currently handled inside of Quantum Science Multipurpose Labs. Although, it is currently undergoing a switch of companies from Quantum Science to Pinewood Builders.

John: Hey Bill, have you seen the Dark Matter Reactor ignition sequence?
Bill: No... did you get a recording of it?
John: HELL YEAH!

by TechnoDiamond October 11, 2018

Redact

to censor a document, usually with black marker, as seen in examples of top secret military documents.

The top secret military documents were redacted, leaving the reader with few words to actually read between long trails of black ink.

by Alan #2 September 30, 2009

reaches rock

v. to achieve an erection

"I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."

by SkidMarkyMark October 3, 2006