Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009

rebooty

1. A booty call made with an ex.

2. A renewed relationship with an ex.

After they broke up, Joe still called Kate for some rebooty on weekends.

by chittydog January 5, 2007

breaking the remote

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

by Nate R.. August 18, 2006

remoobal

The removal of a man's flabby woman-esque breasts, via the means of cosmetic surgery.

"Rob looks hot now that he got his remoobal."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Stand Upright Rebooted

(otherwise known as sur) A shitty "reboot" of the popular Roblox Classic: "Stand Upright" the ownership has shitty update schedules,bare minimum as content,and the owner,Zai, does not care for the community

"hey wanna play stand upright rebooted?"
"No lol that game sucks"

by PhilosopherRinoku October 21, 2023

remote

Adjective:

1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.

2. isolated, inaccessible

3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal

4. cold, distant, aloof

Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.

Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.

by Lorelili April 3, 2011

Remontada

The most annoying word to any PSG fan

Barca perform the greatest remontada of all time, after a 6-1 victory!

by Cristiano Jr. July 7, 2020