Textual Relief

After waiting long periods of time for a text, you feel immense relief and happiness when you finally recieve the long-awaited text!

Woman: I've been waiting for a reply from him all day!
*Recieves text*
Woman: YAY! I'm overwhelmed by textual relief right now.

by Alzi Senpai & Tweety Girl-San May 21, 2010

Race Relief

Being the the only one in your group of a
different race so the group doesn't seem
racist

"Dude there's only one Asian guy, in that
friend group, he must be the race relief"

by AutisticAligator420 October 20, 2023

relief pitcher

(n) A vibrator or other sex toy a woman may resort to if her partner (the "starter") can't finish the job.

She was so frustrated -- she had her relief pitcher go for 18 innings.

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

Karmic Relief

Gesture of atonement. Actions taken to compensate for the accumulation of "bad" Karma.

Having spent years clawing his way to the top thinking nothing of his co-workers and their needs, Frank felt he was in need of some Karmic Relief.

by Tagz December 30, 2008

Sinus Relief

Have sex. Don't ask, just do it, it works i promise.

Ps. Masturbating does not work, have sex.

uhhhhh, honey, i have so much pressure in my sinuses! time for some good ole fashion sinus relief!

by Abix forever August 6, 2011

breast relief

A sex act in which a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits until he cums. The same as tit-fuck until completion. The man can straddle the woman's chest or he can lay on his back while the woman bends forward. Either of them can then use their hands to press her breasts together, and his cock is rubbed between her breasts just like fucking. When he cums, she will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck, pearl nacklace. If he has a big cock or she has very big tits, it can also be combined with cum-in-mouth cim.

Press your sexy tits together, darling. I want to have a breast relief.

by ole69 December 9, 2012

Telephonic relief

To achieve orgasm through phone sex

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

by Felicity Church June 5, 2009