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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag 

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
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Twelve O'Clock Redeye 

Putting salt in the nose, taking a drink, and putting lime juice in the eye.
A dare to conduct a twelve o'clock redeye
Twelve O'Clock Redeye by slang_1 December 28, 2014

Red eye in the morning 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

Red eye at night 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
Red eye at night by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

third red eye

Military slang for a bullet wound to the forehead.
The sniper gave Akhmed a third red eye from 900 yards!
third red eye by I, Wreckerrr October 6, 2016

burnham red eye 

Burnham Red Eye is an ancient strain of Marijuana that was grown in the central Maine town of Burnham. It is still grown today by some elders of the town.
Have you heard of that strain of pot called Burnham Red Eye? Its supposed to fuck you up.
burnham red eye by CHELX September 10, 2014

Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.
The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.
Red eye blind by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016