Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.

Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019

Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.

When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.

by jcbailaz October 30, 2011

recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.

Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.

by bobo76 January 10, 2010

Chronic Retardation

It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.

OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?

by icchie_x October 8, 2009

recreational eating

The act of overeating something delicious but outrageously too big; recreational eating occurs when you are full from a meal, but you continue to eat and complete the meal out of enjoyment and gluttony

“Eating 4 slices of pizza was sufficient and filling; finishing the whole pizza was purely recreational eating.”

by pbids August 28, 2014

Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.

I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture

by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012