Retrobate

When you want to masturbate but you are so lazy that you masturbate yesterday Instead.

Lucy asked me if I had masturbated in anticipation of our potential fornication. I informed her that I had intended to but just retrobated instead. It’s quicker to remember than to hastily tug your member.

by Gyorni Vatueil July 29, 2018

blame shifting reprobate

person that vigorously evades person responsibility for their action.

after calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and "prostitute" and asking for sex video to be posted online. Rush Limbaugh claims he acted like a Democrat, that's what a blame shifting reprobate would do

by chicagotom4099 December 14, 2012

Retrobate

When you doing something bad, but old enough to be doing it old school

You bunch of retrobates, when out with old people doing wrong who should know better.

by Soprano240 March 24, 2017

blame shifting reprobate

some one who blames others with out regard for fact.

only a blame shifting reprobate would try to claim the job losses from the 2008 Janesville, Wisconsin GM plant were Barack Obama's fault.

by tom_4099 September 2, 2012

Retrobate

An old reprobate

He used to misbehave when he was younger. He was a reprobate. Now he is a retrobate. an old man behaving badly.

by Filthier Rich April 3, 2015

Revocated

When a blonde's driver's license gets revoked.

HI, I'm blonde, and my DL was revocated.

by "Me" July 6, 2021

Remocate

To relocate to a new country or location to work remotely. The phenomenon of remocating has become increasingly popular since the 2019 Covid-19 outbreak, as large numbers of office workers were given the option of working remotely from home. Many then realized the world has more to offer to their home towns and started remocating to new, more exciting locations.

Has anyone seen John? -Nah, haven't seen him for over a year. Since his employer closed all their physical offices, he remocated to Saigon, Vietnam.

by b0bby22 September 23, 2021