Renaldo Lapuz

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.

Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."

by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008

realdoll

1. Next best thing to a real partner.
2. Doesn't talk back and never says no
3. Comes in multiple varieties

Jim has a realdoll and it was raped by his friends.

by TheRock June 20, 2003

realdotaplayer

A dota player that does not interact with the opposite gender.

phil: hey megan
megan: hey phil

(later on dota)
phil: hey guys im a realy (realdotaplayer)
george: NO YOUR NOT I SAW YOU TALKING TO MEGAN!

by deeZK July 17, 2009

Realtor

A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.

What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.

by yorkie stomper July 10, 2008

realdoiezen

a username belonging to the realest doiezen in ncity . #dolynn

omg doyoung posted! user @realdoiezen already like the post??? omg

by malavator August 21, 2021

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021

realpotato_jojo

realpotato_jojo is the ultimate robloxian, she is god and she is very holy.

bro have u seen that harry obsessed robloxian?
oh- u mean realpotato_jojo?

by miniongirl101 February 17, 2021