The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 25, 2025

real the deal

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.

The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.

by Nick D February 7, 2004

Real Damn Deal

A word used to describe something awesome, cool or nice/good looking.

"That chick was the real damn deal"

"That car is the real damn deal"

by STrevI October 26, 2008

Real Dealin Gang Bangin Sex Appealin'

To have so much swag that you are Real Dealin Gang Bangin Sex Appealin'

Real Deal: Real Deal, Sex appeal, fresher than the color teal.

Youtube viewer: Oh shit hes Real Dealin Gang Bangin Sex Appealin'

by JDiZZlExxXX420 March 17, 2011

real dealed

The act of consensual anal penetration with Julian's sister.

Cameron: Yo Scott! How was you date with Emily last night?
Scott (the real) Deal: It was sick man i totally Real Dealed her.

by Triangulated July 7, 2018

realdeal

Pro gaymer. Would have a much larger fanbase if he wasn't Welsh.

"OMG there's RealDeal. He looks like a sexeh beast, shame he fucks sheep"

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by Anonymous June 27, 2003

realdeal

This means your a fuckin homo and love to shag sheep.

'OMFG you hacked that sheeps ass' OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003