ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!

by Wheatsnack June 21, 2006

ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off while pissing myself and crying all at the same time so hard that i feel as if i am going to be sucked thru a black hole of laughter

Dude1: dude... i just got my ass kicked by a giant chicken
dude2: dude... like family guy?
dude1: yeah...
Dude2: YOU SUCK ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL

by tom o'mac February 18, 2008

rofflmfao

Rolling on the fucking floor, laughing my fucking ass off.

ROFFLMFAO! That was so funny.

by Jess May 18, 2004

ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK

abbreviation for "Rolling on (the) floor laughing my fucking ass off while i smack myself with the fucking keyboard"

(Online Chat)
Person 1: (insert funny line here)
Person 2: ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK

by chin0 January 14, 2008

roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

roflmfaoweat

roflmfaoweat: Rolling on floor lauhging my fucking ass off while eating a twinkie.

a very long internet phrase used because it is very long
(like Billy)

omg that is so funny roflmfaoweat.

by My Little Pony Rules March 24, 2008