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Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.
I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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randomites

Hello randomites! You probably don't know me, since I'm a random stranger right now, but I'm awesome!
by General GPW March 11, 2010
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randomkits

person 1 : lets play randomkits!
person 2 : no.
by RennSerpent July 15, 2022
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Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
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randomnity

A highly popular website based around the scandalous lives of a group of chums living in and around Croydon, South London.
Rod: "Ooh, I'd better check that great website, Randomnity, to see what exciting new features have gone up."
Adrian: "Don't forget to check the message board - there's always lots of wonderful messages on the message board."
by claire January 18, 2004
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Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.
Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.
by Cryonaka November 27, 2011
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Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you
Wow the randomizer said yea
by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
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