Person #1: Dude, ur so funny. Ur such a free bird. U say the most un-offensive, obviously sarcastic, darnest things.
Person #2: Yeah, i know. My caliber of randomicity is quite impeccable.
Person #2: Yeah, i know. My caliber of randomicity is quite impeccable.
by Ms.Anthropy April 19, 2009
Get the randomicity mug.A disease that infects randomness into someones soul causing them to be random for 16 minutes to 92 hours at a time.
Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours.
The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.
Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours.
The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.
Doctor: Hi! How's it going Mr. Gotoeboejoeto
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Hey doc, I think I have contacted Randomitus, can I get an exam for it?
Doctor: OK, I'll take a look. Open up your eyes.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF LOST ARE L-O-S-T, SPELLING LOST. AM I LOST? WHAT? WHERE AM I?! WHY ARE YOU POINTING A DEATH RAY AT MY EYEBALL?! ARE YOU A DINOSAUR?! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42! NOOOOO!
Doctor: Well, it seems you have had contact with the disease and we'll need to begin treatment ASAP.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Yo yo yo, when can a home boy get sum medz up hea.
Doctor: Just one moment, let me write you up a prescription.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: あなたに非常に親切な男をありがとうございます。
Doctor: What?
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: I gotta go, I just remembered that my peanut butter olive oil noodle broth is done.
Doctor: Bye.
15min later at Casa De Mr.Gotoeboejoeto.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Ohai there buddy. SIT! good boy.
Buddy: BARK! BARK!
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Hey doc, I think I have contacted Randomitus, can I get an exam for it?
Doctor: OK, I'll take a look. Open up your eyes.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF LOST ARE L-O-S-T, SPELLING LOST. AM I LOST? WHAT? WHERE AM I?! WHY ARE YOU POINTING A DEATH RAY AT MY EYEBALL?! ARE YOU A DINOSAUR?! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42! NOOOOO!
Doctor: Well, it seems you have had contact with the disease and we'll need to begin treatment ASAP.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Yo yo yo, when can a home boy get sum medz up hea.
Doctor: Just one moment, let me write you up a prescription.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: あなたに非常に親切な男をありがとうございます。
Doctor: What?
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: I gotta go, I just remembered that my peanut butter olive oil noodle broth is done.
Doctor: Bye.
15min later at Casa De Mr.Gotoeboejoeto.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Ohai there buddy. SIT! good boy.
Buddy: BARK! BARK!
by Xalimis January 21, 2011
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A term for walking aimlessly about, used especially when speaker is thinking about something else, or is very sleepy.
by Stazi December 9, 2002
Get the wanderly randoming mug.Practically an Ideology in comedy and is used by comedians to generate humour. The concept of "Randomism" is where a person just says the completely most unexpected thing in order to get a laugh. The idea is to be as random as possible with topics.
Lee Evans, Steven Wright, Emo Phillips, Lee Mack, Dylan Moran are all comedian examples of these randomists.
E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up
E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up
by Billy Benny Benji February 13, 2008
Get the Randomism mug.When you're hit by a large amount of completely random information in a very short period of time, randocity is the feeling of confusion felt directly afterwards.
MaryKate: I just at tacos, summer reading sucks, I failed this one quiz, what should I wear for tomorrow?, my brother just choked on a noodle.
Andres: Whoa man, hold on, randocity.
Andres: Whoa man, hold on, randocity.
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Get the Randocity mug.When referring to a person's nature as random due to certain actions or thing they may say that you may find random.
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