raintard

The act of driving like a retard when it starts to rain

The guy in front of me is driving like a total raintard

by Chilton Burr July 18, 2005

Raptard

Anyone who makes predictions as to when the Rapture or the end of the world will occur. A combination of the words "rapture" and "retard".

The man who predicted the world to end on May 21, 2011 is such a raptard.

by Spartacus262 September 24, 2011

Rastard

A small, feeble, weak, uncool, not robust, runt of the pack rat.

Ah! You’ve done it now, Rastard!

Son of a Rastard!

I’m gonna shoot your Rastard, you Rastard!

by BigSkillet15 June 19, 2021

Radtard

a rad retard

You were out of control last night; such a radtard!

by Hopelizly April 22, 2010

Rattardo

1. A mentally deficient simpleton with rodent like attributes.

2. A person who has succumbed to substance abuse; characterized by one or more continuously growing teeth and/or whisker-like facial hair.

1. Quit sniveling you sleazy Rattardo!

2. I just saw that Rattardo gnawing on a crack pipe.

by Annamandabella November 14, 2011

Raytard

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 10, 2006

Raintarded

To be afflicted with symptoms of mental retardation while operating a motor vehicle in rainy conditions.

“I was late for work because everyone was raintarded this morning”

by moria01 November 10, 2010