Reindeer

Amazing creatures that pull Santa's sleigh. Reindeer and caribou are the same species but different subspecies, so like cousins. Reindeer are smaller and live in different areas than caribou. They are also semi-domesticated, unlike wild caribou. Reindeer and caribou are the only part of the deer family where both male and female grow antlers, which are also shed every year. One unique thing about reindeer are their clicking tendons. You know the poem "Up on the housetop, click, click, click," the clicks are the reindeer's tendons, not their hooves. This is a unique trait that allows reindeer to find each other in a blizzard. And speaking of cold weather these animals are made for it. They have two layers of fur, the outer coat is hollow fur, which helps them fly and swim across rivers. Another thing that helps them swim and have traction on the snowy tundra is their hooves. They are wide split in the middle, creating two halves. They act as snowshoes in the deep snow and help the reindeer have traction on slippery ice. And although they aren't as tall as your average cow or horse, they can pull! No wonder Santa picked such wonderful animals to pull his sleigh!

The gigantic reindeer herd roamed across the frozen tundra, each taking turns dipping in the icy water to get to the other side.

by reindeerlvrgurl February 19, 2018

Punched the Reindeer

When a otherwise respectable actor stars in a horribly embarrassing holiday comedy.

Vince Vaughn really punched the reindeer when he made 'Four Christmases'.

by spanosays December 18, 2008

reindeer

An animal that pulls Santa's sleigh.

Look at those reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh!

by Mrs. Claus August 26, 2006

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009

Reindeer Dust

Reindeer Dust is a slang term for heroin laced with yaupon berries.

Hey man, some guy tried to give me some REINDEER DUST today, and I totally blew him off, but he kept on insisting so I finally took it and found out it was actually heroin. So after fishing of the small baggy, here I am, pants-less in an orphanage.

by Chris Kringle III December 1, 2010

reindeer

noun.

1. a large assed woman
2. not good

Pickle flavored ice cream is reindeer.
That woman is a reindeer.

by alfonso May 4, 2004

Reindeer Dance

When the male partner stands over the female and lets his gooch sweat drip into her mouth and she spits it back into his

Babe can we do the Reindeer Dance tonight

by goochsweat69 July 12, 2016