dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans

"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"

by Super jo jo and friends June 7, 2016

Racoon Man

A person native to the Montgomery County Area outside of DC, but runs all over the place. He's some sort of marathon runner, and runs across county every day. Has this one long, nasty, wide, blonde dreadlock commin off his head about two feet. Is rumored to be mentally challenged and has been arrested for running in the nude. He also does not stop for cars, so watch out.

Did you see the Racoon Man today?
Yeah, that dread is gross.

by BeRaddyRad October 6, 2006

Ragoon

Someone that looks like a goon and also a raccoon.

person 1: "its the ragoon."
person 2: "ragooooooooon!"

by therednekazn November 18, 2011

Racoon sushi bar

A term used to describe a fish pond in your backyard frequented by creatures of the night (for example - racoons) that eat your koi, goldfish, shubunkin etc.

Tom:I need to replace some fish in my pond.
Bob: Why's that bud?
Tom: It's become a freakin racoon sushi bar!
Bob: lol

by Michangelo August 31, 2008

RAGOON

a thug or goon/ gangbanger that snitches and doesn't put in work ; hard on the outside soft like cream cheese on the inside.

They have an Ad. Seg Unit full of RAGOON'S in the penitentiary.

by SWEET2AT June 27, 2019

blud rafoo

A quality beverage shared between three and four people. get a saucepan and fill with the a bottle of the crappiest vodka, crappiest whisky and finest brandy (each 70cl) and one bottle of crappiest strawberry flavoured soda crap (2 litres) and mix. Pour into pint glasses and enjoy with loud music and mayhem. two pints of this shit will fuck you up majorly. when drinking shout "blud rafoo" at regular intervals. Comes from the south african phrase "blud rivier" which means "blood river" which unfortunately refers to some massacre sometime which made a river go red with all the blood. but who cares cos you wont remember this after a pint.

Avalanche: THIS IS SOME GOOD BLUD RAFOO!! JIMBO GOT THE MIX PERFECT THIS TIME!!!

Jimbo: BLUUUUUD RAAAAFOOOOOOO! LETS GO PICK A FIGHT!!

by Drinker December 3, 2004

squealing racoon

when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise

connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009