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chook raffle

A fund-raising raffle in which the prize is a frozen chicken. Popular in Australia.
Hey! I won the chook raffle at the pub last night.
by Son of Cawdrey December 15, 2015
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Melbourne meat raffle

The perfect storm of Darwinian occurences...(see {Melbourne Style})these people wander around at night boozd up on beer looking like the prisoners they are the descendnts of trying to mate.

The women mostly look like men in ugly clothes,the men are better looking but just as irritating with both sexes wearing those ugly square framed fake glasses trying to look smart.... it's not working. The females then wait until the fight or stabbing breaks out and the ugly men-women begin their 'meat raffle' they fall on the bloody stabbed guys and leave with them.The meat raffle begins. The men are running from the cops and will be dragged off by a Kylie to do the nasty...it's th only way they can make new tax payers so the polic lt it occur...terrifying.
Twas near midnight .There were 2 Kylies and a Chantal readying their car keys for battl when a bloody drunk man was belched out of the brawl. The Melbourne meat raffle had begun. Kylie # 1 swooped in and promised to give the other 2 a ride if they didn't get one...they backed off and the first winner was anounced...
by Sparky9999 January 28, 2010
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Gun Show and Ham Raffle

The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)

Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.

Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.

Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012
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Pickle Raffle

Place where people of the gay nature tend to congregate and exchange various sexual favors for compensation.
Having struck out at the bar John went to the pickle raffle up the road for a quickie.
by FredSanford819 March 30, 2015
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Won the meat raffle

died, expired, took their last breath.
by scrambledheads May 28, 2016
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snipper riffle

A long distance precision weapon used by snippers to assassinate enemies. Not to be confused with a sniper rifle
"Oh my god, somebody shot Steve with a snipper riffle!"
by The Diet Coke of Evil April 8, 2010
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rufflegged

To be stupid or a retard. An immediate person with no sense of direction or doesn't care at all about anything.
Bro, your Rufflegged and you stink. Brooooooo!!!
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