Ngpc race series

One of the most elite forms of Grand Prix racing in the western United States. Aside from all the factory and dedicated professionals, the crowd is mostly full of goons that live in the high desert or inland empire. Most of the girls are “homie hoppers” and thots that just screw with every guy there. There has been a group formed by teenagers called the “squid squad” that race or spectate this series that are destructive and full of drama except for a few members of this group. Other than that, it’s a pretty cool race to attend

I went to the NGPC race series and I got the biggest dose of high desert vibes that I’ve ever experienced.

by Ur mom_ February 13, 2020

Race card shark

This is someone who constantly uses race as a grievance to gain attention and power.

That princess is such a race card shark, worth millions but so oppressed!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

race car sex

Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.

Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!

by fornicatia January 11, 2010

Race car surprise

A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.

Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!

by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010

race of spades

the very card that Omarosa loved to play in The Apprentice.

also used by people of virtually every race, even the Caucasians.

Asian: I can't get to the line first?
White: No dude, I was here before you.
Asian: Man, stop bein' all racist, man.
White: Well stop playing the race of spades on me.

by KRHimself September 2, 2004

race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017

Race the Storm into Port

(v.) to run into the bathroom and make it to the toilet moments before shit involuntarily spews from your anus.

That Mexican food hit all at once and I had to Race the Storm into Port.

by AeroEng July 10, 2010