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F.L.A.R. 

The rubric used to rate women. (Face, Legs, Ass, Rack) Each criteria is rated separately but is added all together in the end.
Each is worth 3pts. for a grand total of 12
Guy 1. Dude check out her! Shes a 10 on the F.L.A.R. scale.
Guy 2. Ya. Her face and ass is a three but her rack and legs are two.
F.L.A.R. by @@@###$$$%%% October 7, 2009
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Dr. Heywood R. Floyd 

He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.

Flying R 

The act of dressing up in and "R" suit, and then jumping of a diving board and diving into a pool, and directly into the strapped-down woman's gina at the bottom.
1. Billy was enjoying the flying R he performed on Mrs. Clause.

2. "Bob, look at William's fingerpainting. Doesn't it remind you of a flying R?"
Flying R by Ichiro's Bitch July 24, 2005

fly the space ship through the r 

Err It means the willy going into the vaginal Crease. Ie some retard just cant say I want to have sex
Jenny will you let me fly the space ship through the r Because you make me so randy.

Pedro R. Flick 

In 2000 BC an aztec sacrificial soccer player invented an innovative way of lifiting the ball using the ether in the air and his feet bestowed by the god of stale bread thus creating the move "Rainbow Flick" which we still use today, although with less sauce
"I'm Pedro R. Flick jr. and i've invented the straight flick"

F.l.o.o.r Big Penis 

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis
Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk
Acronym for "Rolling on the floor laughing out loud". Used in chat rooms and instant messaging
RFLOL... that's funny...
RFLOL by Chuck February 6, 2003