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Qwertea

An absolute lad who is the funniest person you could meet. Just don’t state your opinion he can be a very judgy person, beware his sliver tongue when he starts an argument he shall not give up until he wins. Kind of a grammar Nazi, will call you a dipstick if you spell something wrong. He is a smart person, but sometimes unintentionally hurts others with his words. Rages when someone does something idiotic. Qwertea loves making and posting memes. An honest guy, who is a bit self-conscious but overall, he is an amazing human. You’d be lucky to have him in your life.
Person: im sorry youre mum died
qwertea: its your not youre
by define_my_username May 21, 2020
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QWERTY Punch

The action of punching an office work colleague in the back of the head with such force that they headbutt their keyboard leaving the "QWERTY" keys imprinted on their forehead
I overheard a colleague stating they would "Rip my work to shreds" so I QWERTY punched that bitch.
by cheesesliceking September 24, 2009
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qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?
Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
by street smeg May 5, 2005
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Ridin' Qwerty

Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty
"Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin' qwerty"
by Jake'n'Bake April 27, 2009
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Qwerf

A word usually used by upper class people to describe the lower class slobs.
Get back to work you qwerf. Said king Norville to Callen
by King Qwerf July 5, 2014
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QWERTY

QWERTY is the keyboard layout in the U.S for most keyboards. This layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist's speed. QWERTY is named as such because "Q.W.E.R.T.Y" are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (See DVORAK for information on a different layout.)
QWERTY layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient DVORAK.
by Jason October 18, 2004
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qwerd

Replaces "word" if you're super nerdy and using the qwerty or qwertz keyboard.
Qwerd.
by ClementineCybelle December 28, 2010
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