quelch

1. a vaginal sneeze 2. a squirting orgasm in which the secretions are blasted out in a spray rather than in a stream.

i was eating my girlfriend out and she came and quelched all over me.

by lonewolf7083 March 7, 2010

quelching

To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.

"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"

by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010

quelch

fuck ass, ass bald head ass teacher at Pembroke Pines Charter High!

I hate that ho Ms. Quelch, she gave me an F!

by Meat May 15, 2003

quelch

A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

no example needed, we all know who they are...

by Candice May 19, 2003

quercky

A trait that is defined by someone who has a vagina, a penis and a scrotum sac. In this case, the scrotum sac is beneath the vagina(at about the same place as it would be if the vagina was a penis) while the penis is inside the vagina. Because the penis is very sensitive, it constantly has orgasms inside the vagina, causing a never ending series of creampies.

Those quercky men are having their way with that group of 5th graders.

by GGPWNAGE December 22, 2009

queeckar

Fucking faggio eating nigga ass shitty

Oh u queeckar

by Bousinthehooda May 13, 2018

Quelk

Faster than the quickest

Flash is the quelk super hero

by Tyrell F November 23, 2018