Queeb

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens

Hey queeb, theres a dead chicken ! go for it

by mattlovestamponsockets June 15, 2008

QUEEB

You forgot how to spell and are extremely exited and decided to text “Queen” ;D

*friend send photo of themselves in a celestia cos* “OMG Pjhgvb QUEEB”

by danni’s an absolute chad October 15, 2021

Queeb

A person who farts in a full bathtub and chases after the bubbles orally to ingest them for a cheap high.

Don't go into the hot tub, Mark is being a queeb!

by Humptulips December 15, 2009

Queeb Art

An ancient art form in which the male sex organ is used to create a marvelous and inspiring work of art of any medium

Despite Brian's wise words of warning, Scotty proceded to apply the priciples Queeb Art to the potter's wheel, resulting in weeks of recovery for poor Scotty.

by ao69 July 21, 2009

Queeb tax

The Queeb tax is a mandatory 18 % tip on all French-Canadians who travel to Vermont and eat in a local restaurant. This is due to the fact that some French Canadians are poor tippers. The tax is also applied to people from France, Belgium and Switzerland.

I paid a 20 % tip to the waiter in Burlington, and then right after that, the waiter made me pay an 18 % Queeb tax.

by Aliases August 31, 2012

Queeb Trout

Someone who you do not want to talk to or know, who looks creepy and annoying, e.g. greasy hair, thin whisp of a mustache, generally looks like they would stand by you and start talking to you about something normal people do not talk about.
variations: queeb, queeby, queebus maximus

Man, that queeb trout at blockbuster REALLY needs to start shaving his lip. All i could do was stare at it while he told me about star wars!

by vandinenator March 16, 2008

e-queeb

to queeb someone is the side, in the hope they react dramatically
therefor to e-queeb is to queeb via internet

"hi"
"hey"
"e-queeb"
OUUUUUUUUUUUCH

by alexanderq January 5, 2008