QP

This basically means quit playing

Him: when are we gonna link?
Her: Idk figure it out.
Him: alright QP and come over now.

by yourFriendlyNeighborhoodHelper May 27, 2022

qp

means quick picture. typically asking for nudes or something sexual

“ send me a qp babe “

by saturnblood May 30, 2022

qp

Look closely.
It's better in this smaller form: qp
LOOKS HELL LIKE A PENIS

YO
What
type "qp" on your computer.
:)))))

by alshoppingcarte April 20, 2023

qp blunt

A quarter pound of your finest rolled into 100 blunt wraps, 9 hours to roll, and 4 hours 45 minutes to smoke.

What are we doin tonight?
We're goin to movegas and smokin a qp blunt

by Pritch November 26, 2007

qp of chunk

A quarter pound of chubk dope

Plug: I just reupped with a qp of chunk

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

QP sucks balls

The generic expression to write upon the walls of a school bathroom when one is having a bad day or is just in a good mood and want a laugh. The custodians clean it off every night but every day it returns. when you go to the bathroom its just the thing to do.

Hey Joe did you see what was written on the walls in the bathroom? "yeah QP sucks balls i wrote one yesterday".

by swagsquad9090 January 23, 2013

QP 3

When 3 people go in on a quarter pound of weed.

"I know a friend that can get us a QP 3 if you know someone else who is down."

by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020