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Punani

A Native Hawaiian Poetic Term written in the Native Hawaiian Grammar (Adjective-Noun). In English you say "Big Car". The word Big="Nui"; Car="Ka'a". So its spoken as Ka'a Nui, or literally "Car Big"

The Hawaiian Language was a very Indirect Language For example, someone talking in normal conversation or in song may refer to the "Wind" as meaning a gentle touch from a lover; "beautiful flower" may be a beautiful person or lover, "Rain" as passion, love making, or sorrow. Speaking directly was considered vulgar & lewd.

People often confuse Pua Nani with Punani. Pua Nani means pretty flower, Pua=Flower; Nani=Pretty. Pua Nani is almost always used to refery to a lover, and would not be used for vagina.

The Hawaiian Conch Shell or "Pū" has a bright pink inner fold area which resembles the Vulva. Pū Nani is literally "Conch Pretty", in English as "Pretty Conch". The age of its usage is a point of debate. Most Native Hawaiian scholars do not believe it was used in Ancient Hawaiian Culture to refer directly to the Vagina, as that was still too direct & vulgar, in conflict with how communication was done. Punani was brought into use after first Contact with Europeans, who would also not have spoken in direct reference to a females vulva, and so was likely first brought into use in the fairly recent past.
"It's Friday Night, we good to go. Friday night Punani Patrol" is a direct and vulgar reference to going out cruising on a Friday Night, and trying to get laid, which is directly from modern American Culture.

"Last night, in the rain, through our warm caresses, sweetly lingering the memory of the pretty Conch I discovered." is more in line with Native Hawaiian Usage and how Native Hawaiians would speak, though, still, most Scholars would disagree to this term being used, as its too directly perverse, and lacks the Profound Romanticism that Ancient Hawaiians were known for.
by Kalalalalala April 13, 2019
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Ride the punani

(v.) sexual intercourse, as famed by Ali G
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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Punani

The pacific-islander word for "pussy."
All guys want to do now is chase punani.
by Meeee April 24, 2003
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Punani Face

(noun) 1.) Someone, either in the act of, or in generalities, is displaying idiotic qualities. 2.) Someone displaying qualities such as selfishness, rudeness, or straight up being a jerk. 3.) More derogatory form of calling someone a "pussy." 4.) Weakness
Derived in Santa Clara, California
Dude, you always tell me you have homework to do, just sack up, stop being such a Punani Face and come out and party tonight.
by Jim and Paul November 10, 2005
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Granny punani

Your grandmas pussy (vagina)
Your granny punani is loose af
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A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?
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punanie

is anothe word for pussy
Yo this girl gave me some punanie last night and it was wack
by Shorty September 3, 2003
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