Haunted pussy

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

by jbras November 19, 2019

Pussy Poet

An individual so verbally and/or orally gifted that they can make a pussy explode by merely speaking to it.

Mick was so goddamn smooth while talking with that blonde that after he left I heard her asking a janitor for a mop. He's a true pussy poet.

by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016

Kissy Pussy

Eating out your partner with a heavy focus on kissing.

Roxanne gave me a bjs so I did kissy pussy on her.

by Kong Dong 69 December 1, 2020

itchy pussy

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016

Dinner Bell pussy

A vagina so stretched out that sex is akin to ringing a dinner bell is called dinner bell pussy.

The guys wondered if Susie had a dinner bell pussy after dating the basketball team.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

they/them pussy

The deadliest pussy of they/them all

1. UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED?
2. they/them pussy

by LuCola July 9, 2022

Pussy kill

A pussy kill is when someone gets a lucky kill on you in a game after you beat the player many times. Mostly you will know if someone pussy killed you because you beat them in a game like a thousand times and once that player finally gets one kill on you the player will rub it in your face and the player will most likely say something over used and salty like "haha get rekt nub" or "Ez" then the player will leave in rage thinking he won because he got the last kill. Mostly pussy killers are salty try-hard 15 year olds or younger. They are commonly in Roblox or sometimes Call of Duty or any other shooter game. Like I always say, it does't matter who got the last kill it only matters who got the most kills.

Angry gamer kid: *finally kills you one time after being destroyed many times by you* "Ha ha ez get rekt nub" *leaves the game in rage quickly so you you don't kill him back*

You: "Wow the kid pussy killed me, that was just a lucky kill that doesn't count. He thinks he's so good but I destroyed him."

by IlAJlI July 22, 2020