Putnam tramp

A large hairy scrotum that has smiley faces previously drawn on it by male prostitutes.

"Dude wtf is wrong with your penis?"
Someone gave me a Putnam tramp

by Sexy scrotum sucker May 5, 2010

Putnam ave

The Avenue jack drunkenly stumbles down after a night of criterion channel and licking faces of boys in music videos

There he goes again, the Putnam ave regular. Probably just subjected his friends to another rant about what art is.

by Twink42069 January 28, 2021

goody putnam's babies

1. Derived from seven characters of famous play The Crucible- all dead. A fantastic explanation for unusual happenings or an answer to any question.
2. A well known song that everyone enjoys hearing because it's beautiful and famous.

1. Guy- Did you see that unusual happening?
Other Guy- It probably had something to dowith Goody Putnam's babies.

Guy- I have a question.
Other Guy- Goody Putnam's babies.

2. Goody Putnam's babies. Goody Putnam's babies!

by A handsome youth of few years December 27, 2011

Chris Putnam

A hidden emoticon for facebook chat, typed in as :putnam:

this gives you a tiny picture of chris putnam

:putnam:
What the hell is that?
Its Chris Putnam.

by lastmanonmars November 23, 2009

Rex Putnam

A high school in the lush Willamette Valley of Milwaukie, Oregon. Home to the Kingsmen and a successful IB program,

Rex Putnam has developed a reputation for excelling in arts and academics, while lacking in sports. Many of its students are hipsters, and go to coffee shops in Portland, frequently. the coolest student in attendance is Joey Hungerford, a gentleman and a scholar.

"Hey, let's go to Rex Putnam and see Joey Hungerford."

by JoeyHungy April 10, 2012

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"

Guy 2: "Who does she play?"

Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"

by Margaret-Anne January 14, 2021

Tom Putnam

Ted Kaczynski look-alike who goes around scaring young kids. A Tom Putnam can also resemble an image of Le Penseur with a fist up his ass.

I saw Tom Putnam yesterday and hid as quickly as possible. That Tom Putnam fist goes deep.

by bigballller July 6, 2010