Pitchforking

A threesome with all Dudes.

Mike: "Yo I had a threesome last night"
John: "Was it a love sandwich or a devils threeway?"
Mike: "Neither, I was pitchforking"

by TheRealGhostbusters October 17, 2015

Pitchfork

What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.

I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.

by cock whore June 24, 2003

pitchdork

Somebody who does not know whether a song is good and logs on to Pitchfork.com to find out

"Look at those corpulent rednecks bobbing to Korn"
"Pitchfork actually gave "Follow the Leader" a 6.9."
"Can we talk about this later, when I give a shit, pitchdork?"

by self-hating hipster August 29, 2005

Pitchforking

The male version of scissoring.

Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked.

by Holetrain March 29, 2014

Jellybean Pitchfork

To roll a joint, stick into a females genitals and take a puff.

Jesse jellybean pitchforked his girlfriend on mars.

by BearsAreStinky April 6, 2010

korean pitchfork

a korean male who takes three dicks in the ass at once

my uncle took his korean pitchfork like he was begging for the homeland.

by karismatic dick June 3, 2014

pitchfork

(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.

When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.

by Roger Dodger February 20, 2004