Punching the Curtain

A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.

Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."

by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

midget punching

A form of dance. Usually performed while listening to ska music.

The look of the dance is similar to moshing and "skanking" but involves punching in a down-wards direction. It looks as if the person dancing is punching midgets.

Moses: I got to see the OC Supertones play their last show ever.

Jesus: Oh yeah, how was that?

Moses: It was sick, but then in the pit some ska-kid was midget punching and hit my nads.

Jesus: Ooooo, right in the ball sack!

by CaptainJonus August 9, 2006

Pitching and catching

Pitching is when you are the power top in a sexual encounter and catching is when you are taking it

So I was "pitching" to John and man was he "catching" it. Eg. Pitching and catching

by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018