puppy fever

The debilitating desire to get a puppy, to the point of illness, obsession or purchase.

Alex: Yo, why's your girl over there pressing her face against that store's window?
John: It's a pet store, and she's got a BAD case of puppy fever.

by hmcspellingbee May 13, 2015

Least Favorite Puppy

The counter part to favorite puppy, least favorite puppy is an adjective that means the opposite

People who dislike the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast are least favorite puppy.

by Pufferfish Eater June 22, 2021

Puppy Cut

A made up term used by dog pet parents who have no idea what type of haircut they're wanting or what exactly grooming a dog entails. The term 'puppy cut' has no actual meaning as far as a hairstyle. To groomers, it means 'try to interpret every little thing they say and incorporate it into the groom, because they're probably going to be picky even though they won't be clear of what they're wanting.'

"I wasn't happy with the last stylist I used. She said Bella was completely matted and 6 months is too long to go without getting Bella groomed and she shaved her! It looked terrible so I waited almost a year until it grew back out. So today, I just want her to have a puppy cut."

by Mesli August 31, 2015

puppy dog eyes

enlarging your eyes over dramatically with a sad face to get whatever you desire. (most of the time)

A: THE OTHER DAY MY DAUGHTER GAVE ME THE PUPPY DOG EYES SO SHE COULD BORROW THE CAR
C: DID IT WORK?
A: YES...
C: BUT ISN'T YOUR DAUGHTER 7?
A: SHUT UP

by gurugirl1564 May 2, 2010

Puppy love

The phase when you think you are in love, and possibly have sexual fantasies about the other person (unless you've already done it). between young and immature teenagers, of course there have been some cases reported of adults going through it to. If your reading this right now and older than 30, chances are you've already been through this once, and hopefully learned something.

Hey John, I think I I'm in love with that pretty little blonde over there in Ms McMillan's class!

Oh, grow up Nathan, she'll just break you the end. Your experiencing sever symptoms of Puppy love.

by MrRomeo October 20, 2014

Puppygirl

An adult female human who roleplays as a dog in a BDSM petplay relationship known as puppyplay. This can focus on humiliation and degradation or simply on being be an adored pet similar to the way a little is cared for in age play.

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My wife feels humiliated when I make her be my puppygirl but she looks so hot when she's naked on all fours wearing her collar and she likes the treats and the head scratches.

by Ptails April 19, 2018

favorite puppy

a term coined by ted nivison on the chuckle sandwich podcast episode 20, when he shares that he named his favorite stuffed animal “favorite puppy”.

saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.

person 1: this coffee is so favorite puppy!
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.

by itigo June 20, 2021