purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

purple-nozzled yogurt slinger by x January 22, 2003

Purple-headed yogurt slinger 

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

Purple-headed yogurt slinger by Jeff February 25, 2004

purple headed yougart slinger 

Another word for the male genitalia.

I unzipped my pants to reveal my purple headed yougart slinger.

purple headed yougart slinger by Dick Biggems December 30, 2013

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick

Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger by YaBoi55 May 14, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

Purple headed yogurt slinger by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018

purple-headed yogurt slinger 

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

purple-headed yogurt slinger by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

purple headed yogurt squirter 

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time

"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"

purple headed yogurt squirter by Paul__C January 17, 2009