Simon-Proof

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.

Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright

by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020

Proof of purchase

The somewhat fishy smell left on your fingers after fingering a girl. It can prove to your buddy you hooked up with a girl.

"You want your proof of purchase *sniff*? THERE's your proof of purchase."

by Yankees2000 January 22, 2009

Post-Proofread

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.

That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.

by iBetty December 26, 2011

social proof

A term used in the seduction world; it is the act of being seen in the field with other women. This concept can also take on other forms of display such as, entertaining groups of people, being the life of the party, making people laugh..etc. This type of social evidence gives the player a perceived higher social value in the eyes of other females.

"Hey check out that guy with two hot babes around his arms, man he's got some social proof!"

by Bobby Lee - PUA August 27, 2006

proofies

A cute way to say proof!

Dude I don’t believe you Jessica did that!!!
Yeah here’s proofies

by a.n.g.e.l. February 10, 2021

Sex Proofing

Creating a safe and sound proof atmosphere in which to have sex. Minimizing the exposure of corners and getting the bed to stop squeaking

Jessica is sex proofing her room by putting pillows between the four poster bed and the wall so it wouldn't make to much noise

by Wiggily Tiger December 25, 2008

Grian-Proof

Making a machine or contraption in a way that even Grian or someone who doesn't know what they're doing can't break it by spamming input buttons or leavers, typically in Minecraft.

"This piston feed tape color combination piston door is Grian-proof"

by DiamondDev September 11, 2019