When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.
by Kent June 15, 2003

A derogatory term used to discribe one who has been caught masterbating. Also usful in slaging someone.
by Joe Mama November 28, 2004

Somebody who habitually starts unnecessary and intense Facebook arguments with random strangers.
May also punch cars.
May also punch cars.
"Don't be a car puncher, Nicole. Just walk away from the thread your uncle started about anti-vaxxers."
by elliko May 20, 2021

A slang (and usually derogatory) term for a homosexual. It was used by Stephen King in hi novel "It".
by geinman May 1, 2013

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.
Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."
Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."
Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."
by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.
by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007

by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008
