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pulling your pork

a new term for masturbating. Or another term for a handjob.
Example A:

Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.

Eric: So what have you been doin now?

Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?

Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.

Example B:

Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend

Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?

Mark: She started pulling my pork!
by big_schlong July 6, 2010
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Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.
Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.
by Creamyshart October 14, 2018
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pull my pork

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork
by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016
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Pork Pulled Sandwich

When a women wearing a pig suit is double teamed in the mouth and from behind. Piggy must remain oinking. It's also known as the boink and oink.
ex.1
John: Man how good would that ho look all greased up?
Guy: Oh hells yeah player. She's craving a pork pulled sandwich.

ex.2
Guy: Dude we are at a farm what is with the erection?
John: Sorry Bro, but ever since we gave Cassie a pork pulled sandwich the sight of a pig gives me a raging boner.
by Boner Simpson October 21, 2009
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pull porked

(Verb): when a woman is in doggystyle, you put both index fingers in her culo and both thumbs in her meat clutch, bury yourself eyeballs deep, and lick from hole to hole.
"Laura was so drunk last night that I pull porked her while her friends watched"

"Aye Laura you tryna get pull porked?"
by Boatardz July 7, 2017
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pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.
Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
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Pennsylvanian Pulled Pork Sandwich

When a man ejaculates into a woman's asshole and then proceeds to scoop the cum out with his bare hand (or hands) and eat it
We were having a great time until she asked me to preform a Pennsylvanian Pulled Pork Sandwich on her. I did it however it was not pleasant for me at all.
by OstrichFella September 4, 2025
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