whale and pufferfish

a satisfying sexual position in which the woman is laying on the bed with her legs up and around the male's torso allowing deep penetration.

This position is crazy and will allow both parties to climax very quickly. To start off this position, the woman will lie down on the bed, with her head on a pillow. Then she will raise her hips and take her weights on her shoulders and neck. The man will then kneel down in front of her . He will use both his hands to hold her buttock for support and control the movement. The woman every five seconds blows air into her cheeks and lets the spikes protrude from her back. She has become feral. At this point, the whale must calm and soothe the fearful and powerful pufferfish. The whale bellows deeply as the pufferfish slowly releases air through her nose valve...while slowly removing the last of their clothes. Then they do it donkey style; the point when the whale and pufferfish become one in congress

by sexgoddess February 8, 2008

Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves

by Pufferfish hand expert February 19, 2021

Blind pufferfish

When you are blindfolded, and you blow into a vagina really hard, she then queefs super hard in your face!

You know that girl from last night? She asked me to give her a blind pufferfish, and I totally did!

by Dustinj321 October 12, 2017

Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Pufferfish spot

The male G-spot, but with cancerous tumors in its vicinity due to colon cancer.

"Dude, did you hear that Fred was diagnosed with colon cancer?"
"Yeah, a shame. I hope it's not terminal."
"Heh, only thing I'm worried about is how good that Pufferfish spot feels."
"You sick fuck."

by EvoDump September 23, 2021

Cannonball pufferfish

when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed

Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.

by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021

sweaty pufferfish

When you cum in a random girls pissflaps

I just did a sweaty pufferfish

by ZeRo_Cyberclone April 26, 2016