The Psychic
Knows your on Urban dictionary right now.
The Psychic by bananaman321 April 15, 2011
Get the The Psychic mug.
Psychic Boyfriend
This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.
(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!
Psychic Boyfriend by the2ndflood March 6, 2008
Related Words
psychic
Psychic relates to the supernatural capabilities of the mind. While there is no proof that psychic powers really exist, there are many believers. Here is a list of the psychic powers I can think of.
1)Future Sight - You can predict events that have not yet occured.
2)Telekinesis - My favorite. You can move objects around using nothing but your mind. Many video games, books, and shows portray telekinesis as being very powerful and capable of lifting heavy objects. Supposed real life telekinesis can only do small things like opening doors and levitating very small objects.
3)Pyrokinesis - You can control fire to an extent.
4)Remote Viewing - You can see events without actually being there. I bet most guys would use it to watch chicks undress without risk of getting caught.
5)Mind control - You can influence people's minds or completly take control of thier bodies.
1)Future Sight - You can predict events that have not yet occured.
2)Telekinesis - My favorite. You can move objects around using nothing but your mind. Many video games, books, and shows portray telekinesis as being very powerful and capable of lifting heavy objects. Supposed real life telekinesis can only do small things like opening doors and levitating very small objects.
3)Pyrokinesis - You can control fire to an extent.
4)Remote Viewing - You can see events without actually being there. I bet most guys would use it to watch chicks undress without risk of getting caught.
5)Mind control - You can influence people's minds or completly take control of thier bodies.
-Telekinetic Guy: Psychic Wedgie!
-Victim: Bastard! Just because your psychic doesn't mean you gotta rub it in our faces.
-Victim: Bastard! Just because your psychic doesn't mean you gotta rub it in our faces.
psychic by EvilPizzaMan July 16, 2005
psychic damage
watching PragerU videos gave me psychic damage - the fact that two oil billionares can fund a project that successfully spreads completely unsubstantiated claims is actually insane
psychic damage by AnotherUrbanDictionaryUser March 2, 2023
psychic friends network
Ubiquitous 1990's late night TV infomercial phenomenon. PSN was a 1 900 number psychic service that charged astronomical per minute charges. Instead of merely hiring an actor to pose as a psychic and hawk services directly to a camera (see Miss Cleo), PSN employed past their prime entertainment personalities to "host" a casual roundtable discussion that persistently extolled the proficiency of the network psychics. PSN also used phone testimonials from shills to enhance a not so subtle peer pressure to dial the phone.
PSN's infomercial model proved very successful. Like Home Shopping Network and QVC, the creation of an artificial peer group to sell almost anything attracted many people with few social outlets.
PSN's infomercial model proved very successful. Like Home Shopping Network and QVC, the creation of an artificial peer group to sell almost anything attracted many people with few social outlets.
Back in 1993, Melvyn's mom racked up $10,000 in phone bills from watching Psychic Friends Network late at night. After the auto accident, she had nothing to do but lie in her full body cast and endlessly call for her horoscope.
psychic friends network by poorbrokegradstudent August 20, 2010
Psychic Wingmannery
When you can just tell that a friend of yours is in trouble with a girl and you're not physically around to help out. You help him via text message or other medium to make sure he gets where he needs to be with said girl.
Using my psychic wingmannery I could tell my boy Robbie was struggling with this girl, so I sent him a text to ask about one of her friends for me.
Psychic Wingmannery by Dr. Craig April 14, 2009
Psychic!
During those moments when you and a bud are thinking the same thing at the same time, kind of like a Vulcan mind meld, and the two of you yell out "Psychic!" simultaneously.
Friend A: How was your day? (thinks to herself, damn I'm hungry, I could go for a pizza).
Friend B: It was good, I'm famished though, I think I'll get a pizza delivered.
Friend A: Psychic!!!
Friend B: It was good, I'm famished though, I think I'll get a pizza delivered.
Friend A: Psychic!!!