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Proximity Piss

Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!

Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
by AmberAle January 26, 2013
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Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally December 4, 2009
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Proximity Flirting

To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.
by Kathrine West August 19, 2015
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Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
by Sackary June 8, 2010
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Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020
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toxic proximity

a difficult relationship between two people that gets worse because of physical proximity to one another.

Can also be used to describe the environment just prior to a club beatdown when two people are about to gin. Think Jerry Springer.
"I think you and her have toxic proximity issues."

"I think you're right. She lives less than a mile away and she comes over drunk in the middle of the day and gives me shit."

"Too bad she's your mom."
by jewsy May 9, 2008
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proximity tail

The bevy of booty that follows a playa around and serve as potential targets for other playas who are close by.
"Dude, I'm not getting any bitches."
"Why don't you hang out with Aaron? He's a certified pimp and you're sure to get some proximity tail fo sho."
by aibo October 23, 2007
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