Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.
I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.
by kagomey May 14, 2013
Get the The Jolie protocol mug.Meaning to use a specific tcp/udp protocol to work round certain access limitations, performed by using SSH.
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by KanSyden January 22, 2020
Get the protocol 3 mug.Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.
Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.
by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011
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A goal scored in the last minutes of a game that has no effect on the outcome of the game.
A combination of the word protocol and the word goal.
A combination of the word protocol and the word goal.
Yair: Bayern scored their second goal in the game!
Stav: Yeah but its the last 5 minutes they're still going to lose the game...
Yair: yeah, its a protogoal.
Stav: Yeah but its the last 5 minutes they're still going to lose the game...
Yair: yeah, its a protogoal.
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Get the protogoal mug.A non-existant file transfer protocol for times when a network is unavaiable, or filesystems are incompatable.
Always involves manually carrying a storage medium (floppy disk, CD, etc) from one computer to another containing the data to transfer.
Also known as 'sneaker protocol'
Always involves manually carrying a storage medium (floppy disk, CD, etc) from one computer to another containing the data to transfer.
Also known as 'sneaker protocol'
<managment> I need to have this .pdf file delivered to marketing on the 3rd floor but my email is not working!
<tech support> Have you tried adidas protocol?
<tech support> Have you tried adidas protocol?
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