protein shake

when you take milk from a pregnant girl and mix it with your own semen and make her drink it

"I gave that bitch a protein shake last night!"

by Bodog February 22, 2008

Colon Protine Shake

When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.

Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.

by lifechildbitch December 6, 2010

whipped up a protein shake

Received a blow job

Guy #1: Really? Right there in the restaurant parking lot?
Guy #2: Yep, I guess she was still hungry so I whipped up a protein shake.

by TheBigHouse April 21, 2012

protein shake

A sexual move very popular among private highschoolers in the New England area, especially MASSACHUSETTS and among hockey players who find this mixture to boost their energy level. The move starts off with a male squatting over his parter who is layein spread eagle on the bed. He should try to be at least 10 inches above her and situated above her naval. Then, he excretes as close to her navel as possible, the distance between her and the mans anus creates a nice impact when the feces hits her stomach, hopefully causing a splatter. Next, using his tongue, the man swirls the feces around the womans navel. If the woman happens to have a "cute".... outtie belly- button he should swirl it in the crevices and around it. Next, using his tongue as a sort of shovel he moves the excrement to the womans pussy and begins eating her out, incorporating the feces with her juices.Next the woman collects the mixture of feces and discharge and kneads it together (as if making dough) and plops it in the blender. With the proper mixture of ice cubes, soy milk, lemon juice, raspberries, and egg whites this makes an incredible energy supplement and when drank for 10 days straight can result in the loss of 15 pounds. To turn the heat up in the bedroom, a dinner of spicy Indian food (tikka tikka masala is a personal favorite) gets the digestion system kicking and the feces flowing... a more enjoyable splatter!

"Yo! great game today Mike"
"Thanks... I had a protein shake last night, if you know what I mean..."
"Shit! that explains it! Damnnnn boy you kinky!"

by hockeyfan101 March 12, 2008

Protein Shake

(Noun) A misnomer for a hook up. Or a girl coming over to have sexy time.

Come over and make me a Protein Shake.

by Pookey Tayshwan Rios August 5, 2008

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019