face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.

Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!

by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011

pooping back and forth

When one person poops into another person's butthole, and that person poops back into the original person's butthole. They then continue this, back and forth with the same poop.

Here is a picture of pooping back and forth... ))<>((

by K Page January 14, 2008

pooping smile

The emotionless smile that spreads across one's face while pushing out a monster poop.

"as the tail end of my evening poop slid out of my buttcheeks, a wide pooping smile rolled over my face"

by b3nis March 8, 2018

pooping

Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.

Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.

by i am sofa king we todd didd April 17, 2014

Panty Pooping

the best fetish ever.

When a girl poops in her panties for boyfriend/husband, and he either masturbates or has anal sex with her poop-lubed butt. Pictures are great. Especially anime.

Me and my girl just discovered panty pooping! When I saw her panties bulging out, I got a huge hard on. I never knew poop was so erotic!!!

by Wowzerz2point0 July 31, 2009

Pooping in the Stone Age

When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.

I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age

by Subwolfer June 14, 2020