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astroturf promotion

faux-grassroots promotion, usually hiding a corporate advertising or marketing movement. May also cover corporate graffiti.
The recent "leaking" of fall pilots to YouTube is shameless astroturf promotion.
by Dancomono July 17, 2006
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Shameless Self Promotion

A individual that doesn't give a rat's crap about what other people think of them promoting themselves. They conststantly post about their abilities, skills, or business on a regular basis on all forms of media.
Lee is now using scheduling apps to promote his company. He feel behind on his shameless self promotion self promotion post because he was in back to back meeting with paying clients.
by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016
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biblical proportions

This refers to something which happens on the grandest scale possible on earth. This includes apocalypse, major war etc.
We cannot allow you to continue research on this weapon, it would cause a disaster of biblical proportions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Double Secret Probation

In American colleges, it is the act of being put on academic probation for a second consecutive term, with the possibility of being dismissed if one's GPA is not brought up after the second term. It's called "secret" because the person in question does not want people to know that they are at risk of being dismissed and should be studying instead of doing keg stands.

Originally used in the 1978 American college classic film "Animal House," dean Wormer puts the rowdy Delta Tau Chi fraternity on a "double secret probation," since the Delta House is already on probation. The term has since evolved to mean the act of being on probation while still partying on a regular basis.
Brosef: Let's get those girls from the swimming team over and play some beer pong with them.

Broham: Dude, aren't you on double secret probation?

Brosef: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get drunk with these chicks tonight!
by Kegstand0 September 20, 2011
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Probotion

pro·bo·tion proh-bo-shuh n noun.

1. A temporary promotion based upon the merit, conduct, character or qualifications of the promotee' which are subject to change during a trial period based upon performance in said position. A "PROBationary-promOTION"
1) "Let's us hope i don't mess things up after I get proboted, I'd like to keep the position"

2) "He may think this probotion makes him top-dog, but it's just until they find someone better"
by Mr.Bmore August 21, 2013
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Gossip Promotion

When someone posts on their Facebook status just enough vague information to keep people talking and asking questions, thus promoting further gossip.
Susie Smith thinks Janie is the queen of Gossip Promotion with her status that says "Janie Doe is so upset and confused today, something big is going down at work."
by Stella the Plumber June 13, 2010
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pussy probation

When a member of the female sex with which you regularly, or semi-regularly, smash refuses you sex as punishment for an affliction you have committed against her (sometimes the affliction is not known)
My girlfriend caught me cheating this weekend, but all i got was pussy probation.
by Hooker_itsarugbything June 16, 2016
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