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Probation Punch

When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.
'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'

'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
by neoshinobii July 5, 2014
mugGet the Probation Punchmug.

lighter probation

noun -
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
mugGet the lighter probationmug.

probation relationship

When someone in a relationship is very very angry at the other person because they've done something horrible, but is still in love with them so they don't really want to break up. they go on a probation relationship where theyre still together, but not talking. kind of like being on a break.
Yeah, by boyfriend lied to me so I we're now in a probation relationship.
by Amber knows who this is. November 17, 2010
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boost on probation

when somebody is seemingly boost, or cool, but they still have to prove their worth.
Dude, that guy seems alright, but he's still kinda shifty. He's like boost on probation"
by balbir October 5, 2007
mugGet the boost on probationmug.

Sex Probation

When someone needs to be taught a lesson and is grounded from sexual pleasure.
Frank is on sex probation right now because he was mean to Sarah and hurt her feelings.
by crazycat22 February 22, 2015
mugGet the Sex Probationmug.

Penetration Probation

When you’re disappointed with a significant other, so you punish them with a time-out on sex.
Him: I’m so disappointed you kissed that dude. I’m putting you on penetration probation.

Her: but I need the dick
by mjdy November 28, 2017
mugGet the Penetration Probationmug.

Masturbation-Probation

A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.
BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!

Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021
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