Primorph

a color gradient

Peter programmed a circle with a green primorph.

by Pigeonface1708 February 16, 2023

Woodside Priory

They say that if you sniff your farts hard enough you'll be able to see it. You can't enter it unless you are driving either a Toyota Prius or a car with a market value of at lease 80K. Some people say it's just a legend but I know it's real. I know it's real cause I've been there. They say it's a college prep school ruled over by robed wizards but in reality it's a cleverly disguised waiting room for the rich brood of silicon valley. Not everyone believes it can be found. Well how could they. Only those with a Net worth of at least a couple million dollars can gain its attention and as the saying goes when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, unless you're poor. The mundane environment forces the future of the Bay Area to transform. The astral plane of ones mind turns gay, philosophically depleted, pedagalogically ignorant, hair blue, and fat. Also everyone there is hopped up on drugs. Warning to the wise. Avoid at all costs, otherwise it will cost you more than your wallet can handle.

Person A: I think we're lost
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit

Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)

by keithcage69 April 23, 2022

Primordial soup

The theory that a concoction of inorganic compounds placed in the right environment can create life.

Started as primordial soup and now we here
*highfive

we technology addicts now, take that dumb soup

by f£00f€R June 24, 2018

Tip Priority

The perk one gets from giving big tips or being known for giving big tips.

Matt had 8 pizzas to deliver but tip priority meant that he’d deliver the freshest one first. That guy always slipped him a $20.

Ari knew that the woman at table two was very generous and gave her table tip priority all night.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

black prior

Some dumb edgy faggot who kills you in some bullshit way and then emote spams on you're dead body

Man that Black Prior emote spammed me what a faggot

by Lawbringer June 23, 2019

prior to

A jerkoff way of saying "before".

A: Prior to John's passing away...
B (thinking): What the fuck is wrong with "Before John kicked the bucket"?

by BGMan May 22, 2008

Woodside Priory

Woodside Priory is a college-prep school for 6-12. While the tuition is undeniably high, it is nowhere near the snob level of Menlo or even Castilleja. While Menlo and Castilleja are excellent academically and in terms of sports, the student body is mostly extremely rich. The Woodside Priory school pretty much accepts everybody, and it has a very diverse community including boarding students from all over the world. Priory is unusual in that it is a "nice" school- even the "quiet kids" or the "nerds" or the "losers" have friends. Teachers don't judge you based on your wealth or looks, same with students- everyone judges you on if you're nice or not pretty much. It's a good school with good academics, with graduates attending schools as prestigious as Harvard or Stanford. Famous for the five monks that live on campus, Woodside Priory is a catholic school that accepts people of all religions.

kid a at a public school: quiet, sitting alone, depressed
kid a at Woodside Priory: happy, friends, settled in
:)

by udocd November 5, 2010