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priused

To be cut off or delayed by a slower moving hybrid car. Typically the car driven by a self-righteous driver, who feels that they can do anything since they are “saving the environment.”
Sorry I am late, I was Priused. Two Prisuses were driving 39 miles per hour, in both lane on the highway backing traffic up a quarter of a mile.
by CheeseWhiz December 9, 2012
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the hungarian prius

A sex position in which you bore a hole your partner’s stomach with a hammer drill, and unleash your anal diarrhoea hellfire unto every square inch of their viscera.
Jane: My stomach is so sore from last night.

Mary: Why?

Jane: Tim put me in hogtie bondage and performed the Hungarian Prius while I wailed in pain. I'm now developing crippling internal gangrene.

Mary: Swell. Time for clitoral wax torture.
by Tailpipefucker June 2, 2019
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Off Brand Prius

Any hybrid car that is not manufactured by Toyota.
Jessie: I got a new car today.

Kate: What did you get?
Jessie: A Honda hybrid.
Kate: HEY EVERYBODY, JESSIE GOT AN OFF BRAND PRIUS!!!
by W.R.Slade August 10, 2023
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prius

Wow that prius is the biggest piece of SHIT. Lets go kick it.
by priussucks October 16, 2008
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prius maximus

a thin hindu crackhead that walks around UF- north/east hall like a miami homeless hooker
"amy dockler was pulling a prius maximus in cafe blvd."
by DGbby45 October 6, 2011
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dirty prius

The leftist version of a basic bitch. The kind of person who thinks they're saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.

Does things like:
- Joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
- Recycles everything, but uses racist language "ironically"
- Works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night
Bridget: "Ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he's such a dirty prius."
Andrew: "What?"
Bridget: "He works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super sexist. Also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic."
by ukiah July 18, 2015
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Toyota Prius

Toyota Prius: "Saving the Earth!"

Me: "WTF, it looks like shit"
by kingknb July 17, 2020
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