pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Pressed

Stressed, upset, annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing

1. I'm hella pressed about how much homework we have due tomorrow. 2. Why does this girl keep trying me? Im pressed!

by mandemm97 January 19, 2017

pissed

British - drunk
American - really mad

"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"

by Tommy F. September 24, 2005

Pressed

Being extremely irritated by someone, something or even a situation.

Kyle lied to Carly again and the whole situation just has me pressed.

by youngnoodle47 March 8, 2017

Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

pissed away

A descriptive term for wantonly wasting ones money, typically in a stupid or frivolous fashion.

Dude, I pissed away my pay check buying rounds at the club last night.

Careful in Las Vegas, you'll piss away your savings.

by ReverendBob June 29, 2009

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006