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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeousis

A disease you get from inhaling ultra microscopic peices of volcano dust.
some random person: "What's pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconeousis?"
Me: "some really long disease name but its not the longest."
some random person: "So then what's the longest word?"
Me: "the chemical name for titin which is to long for me to type."
some random person: "Oookay, bye."
by hayNay November 21, 2018
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pneumatic barktoys

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.
Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis

The longest word in the English language.

A disease of the lungs aquirable by the inhalation of silica dust.
Dude! That guy was diagnosed with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis yesterday. What a bummer!
by Stephen Corwin May 13, 2005
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A form of silicosis caused by breathing in siliceous volcanic dust.

Exceeded electrophotomicrographically as the longest recognized word in English.
Me: *COUGH*
You: Dude, stop smoking.
Me: I don't smoke.
You: Yes, you do.
Me: No, I have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
by OfEternity July 7, 2005
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Hillary Clinton Pneumonia

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.
"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"
by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016
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Pneumonia

Pneumonia is a disease in which your lungs fill with water, or jizz. Symptoms include desire to sunbathe on rear patio with a hat on.
Toni has pneumonia.
by Doctor Doofus69 April 23, 2020
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pto pneumonia

Pneumonia that happens suddenly when you no longer have PTO hours, but have sick days remaining. Can last for weeks at a time, however always sequential spawning from initial call out. Frequently occurring during peak times (winter holidays, football season, spring holidays, summer holidays)
They have been out sick for a while. Oh yeah, they have PTO Pneumonia.
by Concerned employee November 10, 2019
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